There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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