at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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