Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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