This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
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I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I did not marry a roomba.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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