Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
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Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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