My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
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It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
my god I love twenty year old dicks
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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