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  • And guys wonder why girls like older men.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:11pm
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  • Nightmare at your house

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:10am
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  • more experience, more experience.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:05pm
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  • I would've been limp like a spaghetti noodle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:40am
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  • lol personally I just want to know how the contest started in the first place, did the couples accidentally hear each other or did they lay down rules and everything beforehand

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:17am
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    • Nah, it's one of those things you realize after its started... like I was having drunken sex, and then realized 4 of my friends were having drunken sex in the same bed as me ... naturally this turned into a competition (I won, my friend's girl gave me a plastic gold medal in the morning)

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  • The thought of my parents having sex is enough to ruin it for me. How the hell did you manage this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:01am
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  • this is fucked up enough to be henry baker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:31pm
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  • Perhaps, you should fuck somewhere else....just a suggestion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:02pm
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  • Well I guess you have a legit reason why .. I would never be able to keep going if I could hear my parents doing it too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:22pm
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  • Who screams longer wins?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:06pm
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  • no, no, no... texter, i would have to say that you WON this marathon. i for one couldn't go half a minute listening to my parents fucking IN THE SAME HOUSE, so your perseverence takes home the prize.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:36am
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  • yeah, hearing my mom moan would totally have killed it for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:21am
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  • @ 11:25... creepy :/ this text does remind me about that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:22pm
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  • How did you.....find out who won?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:03am
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  • Know that your parents have had loud sex on just about every surface in their house! So deal with it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:04pm
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  • sick and twisted....your family is a Flowers in the Attic book just waiting to happen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:25am
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  • Well at least you know you were conceived in rockin' style.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:14am
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  • I just like the term "out-sexed"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 13, 10 at 9:20pm
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  • was there a referee?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:17am
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  • I'm sure your family believes in incest

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:36am
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  • Was this text necessary?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:10pm
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  • boston!!!!! representttttt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:33am
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  • Sounds like the absolute best way to kill a boner.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 4, 12 at 6:27pm
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  • @11:25...I know exactly what book you are talking about...and that was indeed a creepy storyline!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:06pm
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  • I think you just proved to your dad that you are not his kid!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:16am
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  • Well in their defense they've been doing it way longer than you have.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:04am
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  • It was a family deal. Everyone to the livingroom!

    Submitted by menda on Apr 10, 10 at 3:17pm
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  • @ 9:44: That's foul. Family dinners at your house must be really interesting. The texter should be ashamed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:49am
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  • had to been the girls parents. jess is the guy. nobody could stay hard knowing their parents were having sex. jess was prob thinking of his gf's mom too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:42am
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  • shoulda joined your parents and then there wouldn't be any losers...in the marathon at least...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:44am
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  • I've actually had the same thing happen to me -_-

    Submitted by trevorking90 on Jun 30, 11 at 7:46am
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