bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
His nipple licking is glorious
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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