she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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