carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
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Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
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