Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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Shitshow foam night was such a success
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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