What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize