Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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