Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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