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  • 61 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:30pm

    I'm gonna send in some fake texts. If they make it, i'll be sure to let you posters know

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:26pm

    who cares jay z fucking sucks too almost as much

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:06pm

    Story. Of. My. Life.

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:01pm

    HAHAHA 9:37 you are my hero. and I loved that text. Love, 8:30

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:32pm

    chocolate chip. tastes the best ;)

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:18pm

    9:08 its "they're", even more proof that miley fans are idiots

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:01pm

    For 15 quid, I'll let you touch my penis - Ryan

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:53pm

    I hate how most movie/cartoon "stars" are fucking ugly. =\ Then again, not many 18yr old stars out. >.< Damn age. Well, hermoine granger and cho chang were hot from Harry Potter... Only reason I watched them.

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:55pm

    Pull on my dick a lil while

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:21pm

    Party in the USA is a joke. Do me a favor, go to YouTube and search "never heard a jay z song", then tell me you still respect Miley Cyrus...

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:13pm

    Fuck the haterrrrssss. Party in the USA FOREVER

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:36pm

    you people and your whore-a-ble taste in music.

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:05pm

    what is with fucking party in the usa never heard it dont want to.

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:59am

    This is fucking epic. Lol.

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:37pm

    8:30 I got you beat. I sent in a fake text 3 weeks ago that made it, ha. It said "you ever jackoff with your legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad you'll never know what that feels like? Or to fly like a bird?"

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:10am

    YOU GO TO GRACE CHURCH :O

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:30pm

    fuck miley. tswift all the way!

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:13pm

    Anyone notice Miley Cyrus is getting fat now? HAHA she deserves it.

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:10pm

    I don't see why people are so into Miley Cyrus. Maybe if you're 10. I can't believe college kids listen to this shit... its fucking pathetic

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:29pm

    the 2000's will be know as the death of good music...

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:58pm

    There's a party in my pants. Everyone is invited.

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:35pm

    uh yeah "tswift" fucking sucks too.

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:55pm

    In farmville we got everybody beat cuz all our texts are real and they all get posted and we post texts about how awesome it is. -farmer from farmville

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:22pm

    Party in farmville, USA!!!!!! -farmer from farmville

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:31pm

    I don't care if this is fake, Party in the USA gets either played or sang every time I go to church. I always want to punch a baby.

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:14pm

    8:13, I assume you listen to the jonas brothers too?

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:10pm

    8:05 PLEASE keep it that way. Worst song EVER.

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:12pm

    I feel your pain. That song hurts my soul

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:58am

    Very true, 11:22. Place any of the three in a sentence and it's on there. You'd think they'd grow tired of them.

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:45pm

    ugh. I feel ashamed to be from Illinois (I hope NONE of you except the ones who dislike garbage music are from Bloomington-Normal, but you probably are) when I see shit like this...

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:22pm

    "Party in the USA" has joined Farmville and walk of shame for guaranteed TFLN approval.

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:08pm

    ehmagwaddd i lavvvve the song! miely cyrus is sooo cool and me and my clique look up to her for fashion inspiration. she aint no LBR roflmfao (:

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:34pm

    Let me walk you through this; you were at a church...youth group. Stop me when you realize what went wrong.

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:17pm

    ehmagawdddd i heart her!

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:09pm

    Haha, I stopped going to youth group when my gf moved..... Is that bad?

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:02am

    Charles Rutherford saw your disgusting mother dancing to "party in the USA" at a titty bar for old ladies called "WRINKLES"

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:40pm

    I did it because I'd sent in real texts that were much funnier than what gets accepted, so I was testing the mods.

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:55pm

    I thought hurricane season was over!

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:13am

    wait....nvm.that was last night. not like a week ago....

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:14pm

    i put my hands up they're playin my song the butterflies fly away!!!

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:12pm

    MILEY CAN SUCK MY DICK wait she's an ugly ass hoe with no tallent and only church goers (I.e. Retarted people) would listen to her. MY BAD

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:28pm

    haha 9:18 looks like we found a grammar nazi! i hate u grammar nazis and what also makes it funny is you grammar-nazis wont ever correct someone if there agreeing with you. Ah fun shit.

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:06pm

    thats why you're fucking stupid for going to church in America.

  • 41 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:08pm

    SO I PUT MY HANDS UP, THEIR PLAYING MY SONG...

  • 34 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:36pm

    Well if it's any consolation, there were 666 thumbs down =)

  • 29 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:23pm

    If you thought that was funny, be sure to tune in to Lopez Tonight on TBS at 11/10c. It's really THAT funny!