I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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