Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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