I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
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Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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