bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Randomize