so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize
