That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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