people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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