Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
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he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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