Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
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Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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