She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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