i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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