I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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