So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
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I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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