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I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
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Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
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Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I have already put on my inside pants.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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