They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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