I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
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i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
how drunk are you?
Several
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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