He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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