The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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