FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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