can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
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I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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