I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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