Old men and throwing up are my life now.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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