He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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