I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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