ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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