so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
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I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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