I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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