youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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