you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Randomize