Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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