We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
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