After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
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dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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