who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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