i may or may not be watching the land before time
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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