you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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