my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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